very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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