genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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