I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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