Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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