who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I have tasted many bathrooms
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