I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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