Christians are straight up FREAKS
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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