the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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