So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
