Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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