I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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