Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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