I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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