I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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