i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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