Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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