I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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