how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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