He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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