I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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