yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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