He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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