Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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