I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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