I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.