giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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