we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Randomize
