D3 body, D1 cock
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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