wakey wakey hands off snakey
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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