she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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