i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i think i just lost a toe
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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