I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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