One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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