Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My penis needs a shock collar
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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