And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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