my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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