carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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