After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
