The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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