i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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