So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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