I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
