my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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