This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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