nut hugger
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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