Its about making memories worth repressing
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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