I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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