think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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