Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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