I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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