Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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