I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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