Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
whose parrot is this?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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